I feel ordained. I am fat, and I am the harbringer of adipose tissue. I am the one who will bring about the end of days, and usher in a new era of gluttony and excess. I am the one who will lead the masses to their doom, and revel in their suffering. I am the one who will be remembered as the greatest villain of all time, and my name will be whispered in fear for generations to come. I am THE HARBRINGER OF adipose tissue.